Friday, November 14, 2003

Tic...Toc...Tic...Toc...

100 bucks says that Crocodile Dundee: Live in Yuen Long will attract a bigger crowd than Prince did.

I'm surprised no feng shui consultant has commented on the effects of the chomping jaws on the Hong Kong economy.

The use of dead chickens and other baits has proved ineffective in capturing the croc thus far. After a two-hour conference among student representatives from eight universities last night, an agreement has been reached to use horsemeat instead.

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