"US Body Power"

To me, the selling point "Buy one and you can use if for life. Why not give it a try?" sounded like a cheap shot to get the uneducated, over-the-hill portion of our population to spend a couple hundreds of dollars on a useless piece of crap in exchange for a tiny shred of hope to miraculously stay disease-free. I was truly amazed to learn that those assholes have been charging $4,000 for that piece of crap known as the "US Body Power" necklace, and even more so to hear that at least six people have made this luxurious purchase.

Come on, was anyone genuinely surprised to hear about the Consumer Council's report on the fact that the claims made by the advertisements for the necklace was all crap? I guess for the superficial, carrying a little pouch of shattered crystals around should at least provide peace of mind, considering others carry pieces of yellow papers around and achieve no less. But from what I know, those yellow paper cost no more than one's voluntary contribution to a temple.

I've always imagined that the only reason why anyone would buy this amazing necklace only does so in hopes that if they sell enough units they'll stop running that bloody revolting TV ad. I sure am glad I don't have to hear Ah Dee's voice again.