Engrish at its Best

This is not at all professional of me, but I just couldn’t resist sharing some of the amazing engrish skills I’ve been seeing these days. The resignation of the first staff I ever hired for myself marked the beginning of an exciting irregular event called “recruitment for editorial”, a.k.a. “good luck trying to find an English writer in China”. It’s definitely a highlight in my job.

Without further delay:

Learnt from the Website of 51job that you gonna recruit the one to fill in the position of English Writer.

I am [name excluded], a 24-years lady from Meizhou, Guangdong province. Being a young man in 21st century, I am full of passion...

I speak and write very good English/Manderin/Contonese...

Education: English Translation,Reading training,Writting,Oral English,English
Grammer,British&American literitury commecial English,philosophy,Phychology
and so on

...from my childhood,i become interested in reading sorts of books and writting something.Reading can open my mind and writting makes my hands available.

Serving in the IT and electroni media indutry for 3 years as a professional editor, I am confident that I will benifit a great lot from my experience to be a sucussfule candidate.

I even managed to find the answer to the ultimate mystery of why gweilos can never get satisfactory service from the biggest telecom company in Hong Kong:

After obtained CET4 certificat and graduated form college, i workded for HK PCCW( HK telecom) as a english hotline customer servant...

And the winner is:

Early in this month, I decided to send in my papers. On one hand, I not satisfied with my salary and the company in not a good one, during I worked there, many people left the company and new employee were recruited; On the other hand, I‘m a football fan, the world cup affected my work very much. One night I watched the world cup till about 6 o’clock early in the morning. I just slept for about two hours and then went to work. I’m so sleepy the next day. So I make some mistakes in reviewing on project. The manager was very angry with me. This is why I resign my last job.