fŏn'ĭks lĕs'əns ĕn'ē-wŭn'?

I'm so sick of hearing common English names being mispronounced. There's a Kevin in my office who everyone refers to as Calvin; and a Vicky who everyone calls Ricky. What's worse is that there's already a Calvin and a Ricky in the office. So Kevin is stuck answering to the name "little Calvin" and Vicky "female Ricky". Talk about loss of identity.